Next time you stop by the liquor store after work to buy two shooters of cheap vodka, don’t pretend you won’t finish them both by the time you get home.  A little vodka-cran cocktail on the train is nice, but Come On.  You’re a big girl and it’s time to put on your big girl panties.  Just buy four or five shooters and take the rest home.  Better yet, buy a freaking flask.  Because you know that as soon as you walk in the door to the coop that you will wish you had more.  And it is really hard to explain a midnight walk to the liquor store.  Glad we had this talk.

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